Do you know "YD"?
"Going out in a Yukata"
Yukata de Date?
"I love BBQ"
Yakiniku Daisuki?
Wrong!
I can only do what I truly Yearn to Do... That's me, Junichiro Kagami!
Don't park cars in my way.
Halt.
We're playing a game!
A game?
I will have to release shameful pictures of Miss Kanou here to the internet!
Huh?!
How dirty are you?!
By the way, this is my team:
The Icho Academy soccer team,
a powerhouse that was one of the top four teams for the prefectural tournament!
Yes, sir!
Your team is over there.
East Shinmei High girls' soccer team.
Thanks! Let's have fun!
Wh-What the... What the hell is that?!
All right, let's fight fair and square!
You...
How is that fair?
Isn't that cheating?
All right, let's begin!
"Ultimate Otaku Teacher #06 | Search"
"An Amusing View"
I, Koyomi Hiiragi, will be the referee.
I don't mind, but Options, do you really know soccer rules?
I've read every volume of Our Field.
You're all set then!
Are you sure?
Ladies and gentlemen.
The winner of this battle will enslave the loser for the rest of his life.
The Junichiro Kagami vs Seijuro Nanami soccer showdown, begins!
Hey, Mr. Kagami!
Are you sure you can keep your promise?
Don't worry, I got it!
I totally have you covered for sure!
A promise...?
A bribe, probably!
I was wondering why our soccer team is siding with a new teacher.
So that's the trick!
If you want to play that dirty...
I have my own plans!
Kick off.
Big bro!
Serves you right, otaku teacher!
Hey, ref, that's totally a foul!
Nice tackle!
D-Does she really know the rules?
Goal! Team Kagami!
"Team Kagami" "Team Nanami"
Oh yay!
First point!
I'm looking forward to enslaving you!
Over here!
I don't know what you're thinking, but you won't have that smirk for too long...
--Goal! --Nice shot!
That's number two.
You're such a transparent character.
You!
Seijuro, come on!
I don't know what the issue is, but you have to concentrate on the game!
I want to play soccer properly!
I don't want to lose!
Dammit...
Concentrate on the game?
I don't even know how to dribble properly...
Goal!
Yeah!
That's number three.
You!
Seijuro!
Shut up!
Halt!
End of the first half. Half time.
Here you go, big bro.
Thanks!
If you can keep this up, victory is assured!
Seijuro...
I'm done! I don't need this!
How the heck am I supposed to beat our soccer team with these girls?!
Besides, why am I playing along with that dirty otaku teacher's tricks?!
What kind of idiot am I?!
Seijuro!
Good, now it's getting interesting.
Time...
...to start the lecture.
Many political changes were made, and the palace was moved to Naniwa,
at a place called Nagara-Toyosaki.
"You have a message from Junichiro Kagami"
--From Mr. Kagami? --The very next year, the famous...
"Seijuro is throwing the game"
What do you want?
If it's about the slave thing,
why don't we just settle this with fists?
No need.
If you're such a predictable smart boy,
I don't even want you as a slave.
You first sign on to a fight,
but the moment you lose the advantage, you insist on quitting--very smart.
You should be grateful for being raised so smartly...
...by your daddy.
You!
The second half is starting.
Hey, you!
I'm joining you now.
I can do this...
Here!
Goal!
Mr. Kagami, are you sure this is right?
It's like we're the bad guys...
It's fine...
Things will start to get interesting.
Come on, show us your transformation...
...Cyborg Human!
They're too strong!
If we keep this up...
...we'll straight up lose!
Power, speed...
The girls have no chance against the guys.
Plus, I can't even dribble properly.
Dammit! What can I do?!
Seijuro!
Why the heck are you trying to play normal soccer?!
Remember your training!
M-Miss Kanou!
Good timing, helper character!
Huh?!
I get it.
Leave it to me from here.
I'm turning this around!
Here!
Got it!
The girls' team's passes are getting through.
They stopped attempting risky long balls.
But just passing inside their defense zone won't get them anywhere.
Did they give up?
Not that I can blame them if they did...
Wow, that's pretty far.
There's nobody there...
A miss-kick, for sure...
Defend the goal! Now!
Huh? There's nobody here...
Goal!
Yeah!
Wh-What the heck just happened?!
Kick and Rush...
Huh?
Kicking a long ball from across the field
and having a single powerful forward jump in.
The most powerful tactic in a soccer video game.
Video game?
To do this in reality, though, the player has to run as fast as the ball.
That's so crazy only video game characters can do that...
...unless you have amazing physical strength, like him.
Yay!
Yeah!
I knew it, Seijuro Nanami, Cyborg Human!
You are exactly what I thought you were!
Goal!
Amazing!
Five points...
They've caught up already!
Seriously?
We lost five points just like that!
It's just a series of long balls...
That's why Kick and Rush is so powerful.
Mr. Kagami...
It's so simple, there's no way to stop it.
That's why this tactic is banned in player-vs-player matches.
But that's video game talk!
It shouldn't work against real players!
Come on guys! Time is running out!
We have to counterattack!
Don't let them score!
Yeah!
You don't get it...
Kick and Rush requires that the player runs as fast as the ball...
...and overpowers the defense and goalie.
Here he comes!
Defend the goal!
If such a player actually existed and seriously attempted a Kick and Rush,
what would happen?
Not even a video game character can stop it.
There's no way a human player can.
Goal!
Yes!
This game is over!
Team Nanami wins, 6-5!
Yay!
Oh yeah!
He lost...
Now big bro is a slave forever...
Hey!
You ready to be my slave, otaku teacher?
Yeah, you're right.
Hey, I'm not letting you off the hook!
What's with the smirk?!
Seijuro!
Huh?
You were great!
I can't believe we beat the boys' team!
Thank you, Seijuro!
We can beat the boys, as long as we have Seijuro...
It's just like Mr. Kagami said!
Huh?
What does that mean?
The other day, Mr. Kagami asked us to help him get you to play soccer.
He said he'd tell the school it was a good will match.
Hey, that girl...
She was at the cafe with Mr. Kagami!
I promise! In two days, during the game, you'll see the craziest shots!
Are you sure?
Of course!
So that was...
I mean, after all, it's obvious who's gonna win.
Mr. Kagami! What are you doing?!
He was talking about Seijuro?
Hey, what is all this?!
Hey, Seijuro!
You're incredible!
You turned a 0-5 around alone! It's incredible!
I've never seen a play like that!
Wh-What...
You're definitely
our new ace player!
"Our... new ace player"?
You didn't hear from Mr. Kagami?
He told us he'd introduce us to an incredible player,
who plays like he busted out of a video game.
I didn't buy it, so I ignored him,
but he stood in front of my house all night.
I felt bad and accepted the game.
Hey, I remember!
I hope he explodes!
Huh? What?!
What the heck are you doing, big bro?!
That's it!
That's why big bro didn't come home!
But this game was totally worth playing!
Totally, captain!
We'll totally make the national tournament this year!
We've been looking for a player like you!
These guys want to play soccer with you.
You should join them.
But I've never played soccer before...
Who cares!
With your physique, you'll learn right away!
Let's kick butt together.
It's no fun playing with you.
Go play alone!
That way of life will isolate you...
You're not alone anymore.
So big bro wanted to put Nanami back on track with soccer?
Huh? No way.
He's such a perfect character for a life simulation game!
Huh?
You're still incomplete as a cyborg...
With my hands, you shall become complete!
This was definitely a great modification project.
Hey, I'm not your toy--
Besides, once you're completed,
I'd get to see an amusing view, one that I'd never seen before.
That's all there is to it.
An... amusing... view?
Watching you was like watching a video game bust out of the screen.
That game was pretty darn amusing to watch.
That was really all he wanted...?
That person will probably be a real idiot, though.
That way of life will isolate you...
One day, you will regret.
But if you can keep living your life...
One day... perhaps...
...someone will stand next to you and share your view of the future. A friend.
That person will probably be a real idiot, though.
He wanted me to play soccer just to see something amusing...
I lose, otaku teacher.
Huh? What?!
You win. I'm your slave.
I'm yours to command.
Do as you wish with me.
Stay the way you are.
Hey!
And thus I end my lecture for today.
Seijuro!
Miss Kanou?!
That was awesome!
YD, can only do what he yearns to do...
No wonder you fell in love with him.
An impressive teacher.
Wh-What the heck are you saying?!
Uh, Miss Kanou, that's uh...
You did good out there.
I guess I danced to your tune this time.
Did you find that amusing?
Oh yes, most definitely.
This'll teach you to speak out of place...
I knew inviting you to my school would be a great decision.
Do you enjoy my choke hold so much, Seijuro?!
"Next Episode | Search"
Suzune here, big bro's sister!
It took some work, but Nanami's our friend now!
Good to have him on board!
Next up is the prettiest girl in our school, Kanon Chinami.
She speaks exclusively via text message.
Nobody has ever heard her voice.
Period Seven, "A Beautiful Girl's Secret."
Rumor says she sounds like an anime character...
Hey, big bro! Don't make her say weird stuff!